Delivery Truck Photo - Not boobs!

Photo by Braydawg

Why is it when you search for a photo of a car online, you get lots of photos of boobs, can't I just get some car photos? Why do I have to sift through pages and pages of boob photos when all I want is a car photo?

Salma Hayek Weds French Billionaire on Valentine's Day

Go Salma! That's the way you do it! Money for nothing. Well almost nothing. We have relationships and sex anyway, why not have them with a rich guy. Salma is as smart as she is pretty that is for sure. What a cute couple.

Salma Hayek married frenchman, Francois-Henri Pinault on St. Valentine's Day. They already have a daughter, Valentina, born in 2007.

Their relationship has been kind of rocky since they first met in Venice in 2006. Hopefully this one will stick. I am so happy for the beautiful couple. Even if they have their differences, I hope they keep it together for their beautiful child.

Etta James says "Beyonce is gonna get her @ss Whooped"

Jazz icon, Etta James has verbally attacked Beyonce weeks after Beyonce sang James' classic song "At Last" for the Obamas' first dance at the inauguration.

James told the crowd at her Seattle concert last week, "I tell you that woman he had singing for him, singing my song, she gonna get her ass whupped," and called her "The great Beyoncé."

She didn't stop there saying, "I can't stand Beyoncé... [she] had no business ... singing my song that I been singing forever."

She even went after the President himself saying "You know your President, right? You know the one with the big ears? He ain't my President."

James did not attend the inauguration apparently for health reasons.

Beyonce plays James in "Cadillac Records," which came out in December.

Dog the Bounty Hunter Season Premiere

You will not want to miss the season premiere of Dog the Bounty Hunter on A & E, February 4 at 8:30/9:30pm. I absolutely adore this family, Duane Chapman and his beautiful and voluptuous wife Beth, this best friend (youngblood) Tim Chapman and his kids, baby Lissa, Leland and Duane Jr.

The fun never ends as they chase down bad guys, give them a good thrashing and then they let them know that God gives second chances and so do they. The convicts usually go into jail crying and begging forgiveness and with a promise to change their evil ways. Don't miss this thoughtful and crazy family.

Tori Spelling You Gotta Love Her!

Tori Spellings baby daughter, just said Mama for the first time at seven months old. How cute is that! I have always thought that Tori Spelling was terrific, a big smile, her sweet gentle way. I feel so bad that her mom is such a jerk. I really do not understand why these people just cannot get along. And now that her dad, Aaron Spelling is dead, her mother really should step up to the plate a be a decent person.

It just goes to show you that money cannot buy everything. It cannot buy happiness and it certainly cannot buy a decent mother.

Stephen Kings says Twilight Author Can't Write Worth a Darn

This is so funny. I have always loved Stephen King, he admits that he tries to terrify his readers and if that doesn't work, he tries to horrify them and if that doesn't work he goes for the gross out. I have never thought of his writing as particularly good. It is his stories that are good, his writing is decent.

And now, I just heard that he is bashing the writing of Stephanie Meyer. Now, I have not read her books so I cannot say for sure if he is wrong or right, but if he is correct, it seems to be some of the pot calling the kettle black. Not being an excellent writer himself, more of a prolific writer, I would think that he would not want to bring attention to the fact that some writing is inferior.

Bruce Springsteen was Awesome as Pittsburgh Steelers Win Superbowl 43

When Bruce Springsteen bent backward at the beginning of his performance, I thought, how is he ever going to get back up. But he did and it was amazing. Springsteen and Van Zandt reminded America of what we are all about. Liberty to enjoy life. I love the way he kept the songs short so that we were able to hear more songs. That was a smart approach.

The Pittsburgh Steelers put on quite a show as well. The cardinals found themselves being dragged into the endzone for a touchdown more than once.

The Office after the Superbowl

Spoiler alert - The Office after the Superbowl was not as good as I thought it could have been. I was rolling on the floor when Angela threw her cat up into the ceiling tile and then it fell back down. I thought it was a little much that Dwight was disciplined twice. Seriously, anyone else would have been fired.
The story with Jim and Pam and her parents splitting up was pretty weak. I did enjoy the Jack Black Cloris Leachman story. That was hilarious. I love Jack Black.
The Stanley heart attack scene was not very funny as well as the continuing back story about Stanley.
Michael's roast was funny, but his mini roast of everyone else was funnier.
I am starting to like how dippy Andy is. He used to annoy me.

Michael Phelps and Bong Picture

Once again the media and all of its petty followers have to jump on the Michael Phelps non story. I do not know if he smoked pot, but I do not care if he did. Seriously, you cannot be the kind of athlete that Michael Phelps is if you are smoking pot on a regular basis. So that fact right there should tell you something. He is not regularly smoking or taking anything.

Michael Phelps is a super star, Olympic Gold Medal winner and all around great guy. He has to work all day, every day to keep up with what he has accomplished. Give the guy a break and leave him alone.

Jessica Simpson is such a Sweetheart

Jessica Simpson is a beautiful girl, talented singer and a super sweet person. Everyone is just jealous of her, that is why they are always attacking her. She is living a charmed life and other people just cannot stand it when someone is leading a charmed life. They just go crazy.

They are bad mouthing her because she quote "doesn't look good in mom jeans". What! Who cares. This is an incredibly beautiful girl. Why are they nit picking her jeans. Haven't you ever had a bad jeans day. I know I have. Would you want to be judged for it? Remember for it? Please people, let's get over the pettiness.

Allow Jessica to enjoy her wonderful life. I am secretly hoping that she will marry Tony Romo, he appears to be a great guy. I hope it is true.

The New Season of Lost

Bring it on, this is an excellent show. I thought it was kind of weird the first season with the polar bear type creatures, the weird sounds in the night and people getting randomly wacked, but they seem to have gotten over that phase and now it has turned into quite a good show. I am not a big fan of Jack, so I hope that Kate does not end up with him. I hope she ends up with Sawyer because that guy is so incredibly hot.

I love Locke and I hope that they do not turn him into a weirdo. I am starting to like the evil villian Ben a little bit. I hope he has more to offer, otherwise, I think they should just get rid of him, he is so annoying.

I can't wait to see Hurley, I love that guy. He is a great character.

The New Season of the Office

Woo hoo! Thank goodness the new season of the office has started. I have missed the rolling on the floor laughter and the goofy comedy of steve carell. I can't wait to see what is coming up for Pam and Jim. Of course, you know that their love cannot last, that is not the way Hollywood works. Is Kevin really special needs, he does appear so most of the time.

Will Serenity by Jan start making money, what will happen this new season, no one knows, but I can't wait to find out. I am going to watch all of the old episodes again just to get another good laugh.